Everything Meghan Markle says, does, and wears garners attention -- lots of it -- so when the Duchess of Sussex stepped out in stained pantyhose recently, it's not exactly a shock that the Internet went wild. What was it? Water? Oil? Um, pee? Nobody knows the cause of Meghan's wet pantyhose, but -- need it even be said? -- it's certainly not stopping people from guessing.
The scene of the crime was a service to mark the Centenary of the Armistice at Westminster Abbey on Rememberance Day.
Despite the fact that pregnant Meghan looked chic in a black coat and pumps -- and that the Fab Four reunited! -- all anyone could focus on was Meghan's nude stocking.
After the service, Meghan was seen with a few stain marks on the front of her stockings and towards her right foot.
Bummer! But seriously, people, it's doubtful there's a good story behind the splotches. She probably just spilled some water -- or maybe somebody, who's since been beheaded, spilled some water on her.
Because the world is obsessed with all things Meghan Markle, the internet is rife with stories about this mystery. But perhaps this Twitter user summed up the mystery best.
Kind of puts things in perspective, no?
When Meghan first starting wearing pantyhose after she joined the royal family -- something she hadn't done in the past -- people were quick to voice their opinions on her sartorial choice.
Some were against it, because ugh pantyhose. But many were for it, as stockings are part of royal protocol. Talk about being damned if she does, damned if she doesn't.
Kensington Palace isn't in the habit of commenting on trivial issues, such as who's wearing pantyhose and what's on them, so looks like this one is just going to have to remain an internet enigma, guys.