I don't mean to scare you, but this isn't going to be gentle. We're gonna get into the "Ugh, I can feel this photo!" level of shivery timbers today.
I know — I'm actually already paranoid and more than a little worried about what's coming. But we're gonna get through this together. Probably.
1. So, I guess synchronized swimming is now branching off into horror? Or at least sci-fi because there's no way this looks human.
It really brings joy to my heart to think that these people practiced this bizarre move over and over again for weeks.
2. Yikes. Just when I thought the super cold photo was the most shocking that this part of the world could get...
Those are some serious extremes: frozen solid or eaten alive. Is there a third option? Please? Asking for a friend.
3. This is an interesting approach to ventilation. Seems like it creates more problems than it solves.
Even without the privacy issue, you'd think that it wouldn't be great for the hallway to share the same airflow as the room with the toilet.
4. Oh, my. Looks like it's time to switch to public transportation.
Like, forever. No cars for the rest of your life. It's clear you can't trust them.
Come to think of it, buses are just big cars, really. So, you're walking, my friend.
5. "It's simple. We kill the Batman."
Even if she's not actually the Joker, she's still a supervillain. Clearly, her power is incredible foot dexterity.
I'm not kidding. That's gotta be a legit superpower.
6. Yeah, not even a single clue as to what's going on in this person's yard, and at this point, I'm not even sure I want to know.
I'll pass on that one, thanks. You do you.
7. Awww, they just wanna hold hands. What an adorable little abomination...
Who's a little freak of nature? You are! So cuuuuute. Now, please excuse me while I scream in terror.
8. I was about to say "speaking of freaks of nature," but this cloppy boi is too majestic to call a freak.
More like a basketball player or that gigantic Icelandic dude from Game of Thrones.
9. OK, most of the time you see stuff like this, it's Russia or somewhere that has...I dunno, less stringent bear-human vehicular laws.
But this is straight-up Washington. Rock on.
10. Yeah, somehow I doubt this was a great sightseeing trip for her.
It might have something to do with the look of extreme terror on her face, but it's really anybody's guess.
11. This...doesn't seem like it could be a decision made for comfort. How is this possibly comfortable?
It's almost like he just chose this position out of pure spite. It's borderline impressive, really.
12. Huh. More nature, although this one is just people messing around with nature again. How long did this take? What is even happening here?
*points at butterfly* Is this a Giving Tree?
To be fair, I went and searched "weird tree" and that coin-stacked bark barely hit the top 10 of what came up in the results.
Also, did you know that cartoons used to be terrifying?
