You have long been aware of the ninja like dangers that spaghetti can possess. You might have eaten it for lunch and not even notice a huge stain on your shirt until you are undressing for bed!
There are bound to be times when you at work or with friends where you are being looked at sort of strange only to go to the bathroom and find that you have 5% of today’s lunch still sitting there in your teeth!
NO DINNER CONVERSATION
You are not the best dinner date because, let’s be real, you don’t have time to sit there and make polite conversation while your delicious meal is there on the table getting cold!
You have learned not to make the mistake of brushing your teeth too early in the evening, because you are definitely going to want a cheeky midnight snack later on!
You are all too familiar with the dreaded state of hangry – that is being hungry which in turn makes you angry – and this puts you in a mood that is not the most becoming!
You are well aware of that uncomfortable feeling of wanting to finish your meal but feeling too full to do so. But it is basically a sin to leave so much delicious food on a plate!
You repeatedly proclaim that you are never going to eat that laden pizza again, but deep down inside you know that that pizza is your own true love and that you will be reunited in the near future!