The same organizers who brought you The 24 Hours of Lemons, an endurance race between shit-box cars, also has an answer to the Concours d'Elegance: The Concours d'Lemons.
This annual event is where you can witness such beauties as...
A stretch limousine Corvette;
A Volkswagen Beetle van conversion that takes the Beetle part very seriously;
A Gandalf-themed van called Vandalf;
A 1979 Ford Pinto station wagon, in Squire trim;
A 1988 Merkur XR4Ti that looks like it was art-directed by a pack of Marlboros;
The Dodge Rampage, a car-based pickup from the early '80s;
A rare Yugo convertible;
Not to mention a "Half Assed, Half Car Detailing Competition" where you only have to clean 50% of the car, demarcated by blue tape.
Amusingly, "the whole debacle was sponsored by Hagerty Insurance and Classic Motorsports Magazine," the organizers write, "so it is really all their fault."